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Ok lets get one thing settled. Yes we all know I havent been on Nonoba every 45 minutes. Its nothing big. No I am not on some alternative account or something like that when Im gone. I don't do that drama. I am busy thats all and the time I do get free doesnt get spent talking to random 12 year olds. If you do want to talk to me send me a comment or private message on here. I'll try to get back to you when I can. If I like you, it will be sooner. So now that thats taken care of stop telling me in chat "Dude where have you've been. You've Never on." I shall now leave you with this quote from The Foo Fighters
"Good bye, this time. Leaving you.
I've been gone so long, so, gone so long but I will come back. I will come back. I will come back, for you."
************ PERSONAL JOURNAL OF BAUER22 M.D. ***********
The picture above is one of my vector drawing. Lone's job is harder then I thought.
Ah, if it isn't Dr.
I-had-no-friends-as-a-child-and-all-I-did-was-watch-TV-by-myself-so-now-I-make-pop-culture-refrences-that-no-one-can-understand-but-me.
Hello, Nonoba members and their friends. In the interest of saving time
and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Bauer22;
you can call me "Bauer." I'm one of many members that main chatroom is Basecamp. I am a BORED...certified user with a double
specialty in Smartassness and nephrology. I am also the only person on this site who is forced to actually act like he cares
against his will. But not to worry, because for most of you, this job
could be done by a monkey with a "I Love You" Balloon. Speaking of which,
if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: these are my sarcastic remarks. They are mine. You can't have them. And no, I do not have an angry
management problem, I have a problem with people. But who knows? Maybe I'm
wrong. Maybe I'm too crazy tell. So, who wants me? And who would
rather wait for one of the other members to talk to?
My hobbies include waterboarding, throwing blanket parties for people and playing knifey spooney . I cant stand 12 year olds!!!
"Im the voice inside your head you refuse to hear. Im the face that you have to face, mirrored in your stare. Im what's left, Im what's right, Im the enemy. Im the hand gonna take you down, bring you to your knees."
Bountiful of sarcastic comments
Awesome
Unfreakin believeable
Epic
Really kick ass
2 times the normal ammount of wit
2 PhDs. One in Smartassness and another one in Nephrology.
"You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible
fooleries of magic and religion... Dogs do not ritually urinate in the
hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do
not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by
abstinence from cat's meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into
benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the
price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite
intelligent enough."
I write for Nonoba's best fan site NCHYN.com also. So if you want the latest in Nonoba News, game guides, and reviews, go on NCHYN.com!
"Do you, don't you, want me to love you? Im comming down fast yet Im miles above you. Tell me, tell me, tell me the answers. You may be a lover but you aint no dancer"
I can be best described as the bastard child of Dr. House and Robert Goren. So dont be a Professor Moriarty or Nicole Wallace.
"Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the
more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial
bigotry here.
Here you are all equally worthless."
Also if Im mean/sarcastic get used to it. I know you already love me and are looking for a way to not love me. Too damn bad.
Remember, /ignore is your friend.
Things and people I... Dislike
- Republicans
- Chris Crocker
- 95% of all actor under the age of 30
- Miss South Carolina (Screw you and your maps!)
- 99% of all rappers and their "music" (Except Ice T. He's on Law & Order: SVU and told Souja Boy to "Eat a d*ck".)
- Souja Boy (I dont count him as a rapper. I just count him as a dumbass)
- Most bands who members wont alive during the 80's (That means you The Jonas Brothers)
- Mindless Sheep (AKA most kids nowadays. "OMG Isn't *Some Dumb Name Brand* great!)
- Ppl wh knt spel. (Also, most kids nowadays. Im not a Grammar Nazi, I just don't want to have to get a Windtalker to decode your words.)
- Overused comebacks. Unless they're the classic "Thats what SHE said!"
- Lenina Crowne ("O brave new world that hath such people in't!")
- So much more......
God
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not
omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he
both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor
willing? Then why call him God?"
-Epicurus
Also Im an
photographer. My Flickr is somewhere. Yes ladies, I will take free
shots of you. Guys, go buy a camera and a tripod and do it your damn
self. That also means all of my pictures on my page and avatar are made by me unless I state otherwise on my profile.
"Will you, wont you want me to make you? I'm comming down fast but don't let me hurt you. Tell me, tell me, tell me the answers! You may be a lover but you aint no dancer."
And now you know about Bauer. And knowing is half the battle!!!! G.I. JOE!! Now before you go, let me leave you with this. If we are friend on Nonoba and then you decide to have some hissy fit and take me off your list, you'r chances of staying in my favorites are very slim. Them spaces are saved for V.I.P.s and Bauers.
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darcie_26 said
Hello. I heard you're the SHIT!
Posted 4 days agoAny truth to that?