Profile for ElliotTheDino

My name's Elliot.

Straight. Single. Happy.

I don't answer to comments that say 'Add me' or 'PLEASE add me'. It doesn't make me want to add you anymore than I did a minute ago.

Conversation Over The Phone:

Kayla: So Peej, I heard you got another girl.

Elliot: As long as she isn't a girl who refers to the Revolutionary War as a 'fashion gone wrong period'.

Kayla: Or a girl who thinks homo-sapiens are gay guys who get their dicks removed.

Elliot: Or a girl-

PJ: I GET IT ALREADY! Anyways, her name is Kimmy Mart.

Kayla: OH MY GOD! SHE'S K-MART!

Elliot: I bet she's cheap.

PJ: Fuck you both sidewa- Hey Kim.

Kayla: Put us on speaker or else.

PJ: Fine...Hey babe, these are my asshole friends Kayla and Ellie.

Kim: Two girls?

Elliot: NO! I'm Elliot. He is just being a bloody pain.

Kim: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, your British aren't you?

Kayla: Yes he is.

Kim: Oh my god, you sound like that British guy in that movie.

(LONG PAUSE)

Kayla: ..................you mean like a British guy?

Kim: Yeah!

Elliot: Big step up PJ, big fucking step up.