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Proof that I have the most amazing friends I could ask for. <3 Anthony - I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders from the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru But there's no place like London! Todd - No, there's no place like London. You are young; Life has been kind to you. ... You will learn. There's a hole in the world like a great black pit And the vermin of the world inhabit it And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit And it goes by the name of... London! And at the top of the whole sit a privileged few Making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo Turning beauty into filth and greed I, too, have sailed the world and seen its wonders For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru But there's no place like London! Anthony - Is everything alright, Mr Todd? Todd - I beg your indulgence, Anthony. My mind is far from easy. In these once familiar streets, I feel shadows... everywhere. Anthony - Shadows? Todd - Ghosts... There was a barber and his wife And she was beautiful A foolish barber and his wife She was his reason and his life And she was beautiful And she was virtuous... And he was... naive There was another man who saw That she was beautiful A pius vulture of the law Who, with a gesture of his claw Removed a barber from his plate Then there was nothing but to wait! And she would fall So soft So young So lost And oh, so beautiful! Anthony - And the lady, sir... Did she succumb? Todd - Oh, that was many years ago. I doubt if anyone would know. Er... I'd like to thank you, Anthony. If you hadn't spotted me, I'd be lost on the ocean still. Anthony - Will I see you again? Todd - You might find me if you like. Over on Fleet Street, I wouldn't wonder. There's a whole in the world like a great black pit And it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it. Lovett -
Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry?
You gave me such a -- Fright, I thought you was a ghost! Half a minute, can't you sit Sit you down, sit! All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks! Did you come here for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if me head's a little vague-- (Ugh! What is that?) But you think we had the plague! From the way that people, keep avoiding-- (No you don't!) Heaven knows I try, sir! But there's no one comes in even to inhale! Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale? Mind you, I can't hardly blame them These are probably the worst pies in London! I know why nobody cares to take them, I should know, I make them, But good? No! The worst pies in London, Even that's polite! The worst pies in London, If you doubt it, take a bite! Is that just disgusting? You have to concede it! It's nothing but crusting! Here, drink this, you'll need it! The worst pies in London... And no wonder with the price of meat What it is -- when you get it Never -- Thought I'd live to see the day Men'd think it was a treat Findin' poor -- animals Wot are dyin' in the street! Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop! Does her business but I notice something weird. Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared! Have to hand it to her -- Wot I calls, "enterprise"! Poppin' pussies into pies! Wouldn't do in my shop! Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick! And I'm tellin' you, them pussycats is quick...! No denying times is hard, sir Even harder than the worst pies in London! Only lard and nothing more -- Is that just revolting, All greasy and gritty? It looks like it's molting, And tastes like... Well, pity A woman alone, With limited wind, And the worst pies in London! Ah, sir, times is hard, Times is hard...! Lovett - There was a barber and his wife And he was beautiful A proper artist with a knife But they transported him for life And he was beautiful... Barker, his name was. Benjamin Barker. Todd - What was his crime? Lovett - Foolishness. He had this wife, you see Pretty little thing, silly little nit Had her chance for the world on a string Poor thing, Poor thing There was this judge, you see Wanted her like mad, every day he sent her a flower But did she come down from her tower? Sat up there and sobbed by the hour Poor fool But there was worse yet to come, poor thing Well, Beadle calls on her all polite, Poor thing. Poor thing The judge, he tells her, is all contrite He blames himself for her dreadful plight She must come straight to his house tonight Poor thing. Poor thing. Of course, when she goes there, Poor dear, poor thing, They're having this ball all in masks There's no one she knows there Poor dear, poor thing She wanders, tormented and drinks Poor thing The Judge has repented she thinks, poor thing Oh where is Judge Turpin she asks He was there all right Only not so contrite She wasn't no match for such craft, you see And everyone thought it so droll They figured she had to be daft, you see So all of them stood there and laughed, you see Poor soul... Poor thing *Lucy screams* Todd - No! Would no one have mercy on her? Lovett - So, it is you... Benjamin Barker? Todd - Where is Lucy...Where is my wife? Lovett - She poisoned herself. Todd - These are my friend, see how they glisten See this one shine, how he smiles in the light My friend, my faithful friend Speak to me, friend. Whisper, I'll listen. I know, I know, You've been locked out of sight all these years, Like me, my friend Well, I've come home to find you waiting And we're together, and we'll do wonders, won't we? You there, my friend Lovett - I'm your friend too, Mr Todd. Todd - Come let me hold you Lovett - If you only knew, Mr Todd Todd - Now, with a sigh Lovett - Oh, Mr Todd you're Todd - You grow Both - Warm in my hand Todd - My friends! Lovett - You've come home! Todd - My clever friends Lovett - Always had a fondness for you, I did Todd - Rest now, my friends Lovett - Never you fear, Mr Todd Todd - Soon I'll unfold you Lovett - You can move in here, Mr Todd Both - Splendors you never have dreamed all your days Lovett - Will be yours Todd - My lucky friends Lovett - I'm your friend and now you're mine Todd - Till now your shine Lovett - Don't they shine beautiful? Todd - Was merely silver Lovett - Silver's good enough for me. Todd - friends... Lovett - Mr T? Todd - You shall drip rubies.. You'll soon drip precious rubies. At last, my arm is complete again! Johanna - Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird How is it you sing? How can you jubilate, sitting in cages, Never taking wing? Outside the sky waits beckoning, beckoning Just beyond the bars How can you remain Staring at the rain Maddened by the stars? How is it you sing anything? How is it you sing? My cage has many rooms, damask and dark nothing there sings, not even my lark Larks never sing, you know, when they're captive Teach me to be more adaptive Oh, green finch and linnet bird Nightingale, blackbird Teach me how to sing If I cannot fly Let me sing! Crazy Woman - Alms, alms, for a miserable woman On a miserable, chilly morning Anthony - Can you tell me whose house this is? Crazy woman - Oh, that's the great Judge Turpin's house, that is! Anthony - And the young lady who resides there? Crazy woman - Oh, that's Johanna, his pretty little ward! Keeps her snug, he does, all locked up. So don't you go trespassing there, or it's a good whipping for you... or any other young man with mischief on his mind! Anthony - I feel you, Johanna I feel you I was half convinced I'd waken, satisfied enough to dream you Happily I was mistaken, Johanna! I'll steal you, Johanna I'll steal you! Toby - Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? Do you wake every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered with hair? What ought not to be there Well, ladies and gentlemen, from now on you can waken with ease! You need never again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare! Gentlemen, you are about to see something what rose from the dead! It's on top of my head! Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixer, that's what did the trick, sir True, sir, true Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir Just like an elixer ought to do Wanna buy a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, guaranteed Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can have my oath, sir, tis unique Rub a minute, stimulating, innit? Soon you'll have to thin it once a week! Todd - Pardon me ma'am, what's that awful stench? Lovett - Are we standing near an open trench? Todd - Must be standing near an open trench Lovett - Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench? Toby - Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixer Anything what's slick, sir, soon sprouts curls Try, Pirelli's When they see how thick, sir, You can have your pick, sir, of the girls! Wanna buy a bottle, missus? Todd - What is this? Lovett - What is this? Todd - Smells like piss. Lovett - Smells like-- ew! Todd - Looks like piss. Lovett - Wouldn't touch it if I was you, sir! Todd - This is piss, piss with ink! Toby - Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir! Todd - Keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through! Toby - Get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it. Ladies seem to love it! Lovett - Flies do too! Pirelli - I am Adolfo Pirelli, the King of the Barbers The Barber of Kings E buon journo, good day I blow you a kiss And I, the so famous Pirelli I wish-a to know-a who has-a The nerve-a to say My Elixer is piss Who says this? Todd - I do. I am Mr Sweeney Todd, of Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixer, and I say to you that it is nothing but an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink. Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings. Yet I wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank. See these razors? I lay them against five pound. You are no match, sir. Either accept my challenge, or reveal yourself as a sham. Pirelli - You hear this foolish man? Now, please, he will see how he will regret his-a folly! Toby! |
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Posted 1 day ago
We shall talk soon, Ceci!
It HAS been busy, but I should have time here today or tomorrow!
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