Welcome to my profile

25% Diggy

25% Turtle

25% Man

25% DiggyTurtleMan

Catch pharses:  Diggity Diggity Doo! 

I'm no ordinary guy I'm just a turtle flying across sky!

Life is hard!

So is my thingy when I get a boner!

Life is like me

Its cool

I'm cool

I love life

I love me

Life hates you

I hate you

Do you see what I mean?

Music: Plain White Ts, Le Glaxie, Iron Madien, Guns and Roses, ACDC, Tenacious D, Scouting for Girls, Led Zeplin,Quee, Journey, Red Hot Chilie Peppers, Black Sabboth, The Sex pistols to name just a few. 

Happiest When: Its milk and Cookie time! 

Sports: Soccer, Basketball, Rounders and Dodgeball. 

War is like sex except completely different.

Life is like Jenga except instead of losing you die.

I'll love you come whatever but only if I get a fag break.