Youz mah Asian ho fo' sho'?

xP

dont be offended if im a huge bich and dont add you, im in the process of a giant meltdown. It'll come eventually tho.!!
<3

Risa, how do I add friends?

guess who missed wifey today????
:D

No but my dad said he sure liked grabbing those nice new titties last nite.

Yea lol. Spray tan + ginos = hilarious. It's like a universal formula. :P

hey hey :D thought i would leave a comment on ur page :D i love how ur dressed on that pic :P

RoRmazing douchebaggery I must partake in.
To Jersey!

LLLLLLIIISSSAAA!!!
O_o

Yous on!! I celebrated! Now time to get ready for school.

NOT a million o'clock! Usually about a thousand o'clock... ;_;

Meh... I've got an 800 o'clock class, then I have work at 1100 o'clock to 400 o'clock. Then I have a computer logics class at 600 o'clock. :(

Yeah but me also haz homework. :/

I'm on for like two seconds yay!!!

No you WON'T!
I gotsa go work!!
Gamestop eff tee double u.

Ummmm, 'bout to take a shower, then eat while finishing up my maff homework, then I was gonna leave lol.
I'll be on checking me messages every once in a while lol.

AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WIF?!?!!? D:<

Hey it's just this week! I've never been this busy before!!!!!!

Hmmmm... let's see... how can I top roses.... Nonoba secks!!!!! No secks ballooonz!!!!

ESS TEEE DEEEEES! XD

K time to hit up the ol' Spanish trail, then come home ans sleep. :P

Chatting on MSN and attempting to do HW. But I'll try to chat on that too haha.

Happy almost-anniversery!

Happy almost-anniversery babe! :P

Can't wait 'til we go on our trip. :P

O_o
Its a baby making trip.

RISA!!! COME BACK!

:D
;_;

Donnie Darko FTW

Where RISA been?!?!

WAH?!?!?! Where you been eh??

UMMM dont feel bad..... no one else remembered?
;_;

Mornin' Risa. :P

Impregnates

Mornin'. :)
(Doing homework must not distract)

I am a sex slave??? SHWEEEETTTTT
FUCKS LISA HARRRDDDD
XD

;_;

I am so happy for you guys!! (And by guys i clearly mean you and I for making a super hot Canadiasian) I LOVE LOVE LOVE you GA people!!! OMG OMG!
:D
<333

Why helllooooo there! ^_

weee, I'm glad I make you lol! :D

RISA!!!!
I'M BORED!!!!
WAKED UP!!! :p

Me HERE. :)

Thanks for the add risainternet. Catch up next time.

hugs midsection

<333

:(

bang......

sorry baby. im just not in the mood tonight......

goes to the kitchen

Im gonna bang you. Hard. Well not too hard. But hard enough.

gives award for best comment ever

Risainternet!!

...

What happened to the picture you had with those epic glasses of yours?

...it is...?

Damn you firefox... -.-

Comment 49

ANNNNNDDDD the winner of comment 50 goes to..... DARCIE!!!! crowd cheers
You know, im really happy you and hubby came to nonoba. Its crazy how cool some of the people are that come here!! Cant wait to meet my 2nd spawn!! <33333333333333
BAM BAM BAM
(BAF.... just for you Fluff)

:O

You left me a <3

That's the first one ever on my profile.

And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base.

And my pants.

lol Fluff. Nonoba comment sexual innuendo in nerd language FTW.
Lisa is OSM
hah hah
tired....
so tired...
BANG

RISAAA!!!!!! <33 :P

Upon reviewing my last comment, made at approx 3 am, i have decided never to comment people again at 3am.
Also.....
:D
Have fun on ur date!!

Hello

:D

<3

Risa!! How you is today!?!?

I preorder stuff too when I get extras with it. Why don't you and Sir Fluff get GameFly?

Dude tell me aboot it!!

Yah for keychains!

So if i can't swear in basecamp, I'm going to have to start getting it out in comments. So I'm sorry in advance for what your profile is going to start looking like.
:(
<333333333

RISSAAA!! wassup?

(well this means i love u and OSM)

Fuck you you roid rage hyperslut asshole bitch motherfucking slut face.
<33

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It was a white trash themed party, and its ok cus shes not my hooker.

The sad thing is I actually took the time to google for a banana hammock pic and crop it myself.

What is 1430 for??

RISA!!!! :D

Was that our Nonober Date???? :P

HUGZ OSM

OSM is gonna be OSM.

TTYL.

<3

PS- u should think about getting some CSS stuff for your profile. Accept the fact that you're here to stay now.

AWWWW. They grow ups so fast.

:O I is... not... on your page! ;__; We can't have osm growing up without knowing his azn Foster-Father!! I shall impart my infinite wisdom on your uterus!! :D

...

That sounded nicely dirty, ne? ;P

<3 <3 <3

Love you, punkin.

I <3 you MOAR PUMPKIN.

(See how we do it in Canadaland, Fluff?? We call that PRO=NUN=CI=A=TION.

Ya'll have a good weekend!! Take care of my baby!!
<3

RISA!!! :D

Dear Risa,

I has great loive for you, and hope you do not climb into a hippo. Plz beware the mouth. Thanks.

All my love,
Fluff

Dear sexpot

==/I AM CLEARLY MOAR HOT THAN YOUR HUSBAND. PLEASE LEAVE HIM FOR ME. AND ALSO, I AM STEALING HIS WORD. I WOULD LIKE TO nonoBANG YOU HARD. THAT IS ALL./

= o◡o

That was just for you. ^


As for Darcie's comment about your husband:

= LOL

Hahahah nonoBANG... nice. :P
DUDE LEARN ME THE WAYS OF THE BIG LETTERS AND ITALISIZED THINGIES!!!!!

==Have fun at work today, FRIEND! <3

How come the comment thingers dont work anyMOAR??
D:

Did you break them?

Like i said. If i come down there in January?? I think i will develop a sudden intrest in christian books, go down there, and KICK HER ASS. Then i can come home and tell everyone i stomped a new yorker. Irish + Canadian = ASS KICKING.
;_;

No one messes with my wifey and OSM. NO ONE!!!

:D

DOOD!!! I missed you tonight. Job ftw. Hope everything got worked out. And also, have you SEEN the improvement hubby made to his profile?
O_o

Did the New Yorkah give u hell??
>:(

Like i said, dont MAKE me come down there.
(Really hopes she gets to go)

U should text me if u have time, and let me know how things go. Hope it all works out!

I havent spoken to you in days and thats it?


Stare into the crotch...


You are becoming very very silent..


You will now do my crotch's bidding.

Thanks for keeping me company at my reunion of fail.

Luff luff luff. And also a hippo.

I hope you had a good weekend!! (Altho i have heard about the epic fail reunion) . But take it easy, little lady, and don't over do it, okay?? I think you should stay home all day and talk to me instead!
<33
Missed u!

You are all my crotch pawns.

I bet it was your new found friend.

You know who likes e-cards from microscopic people?? I DO.
HUGZ OSM

nono*BANG*

O_o


Next comment is your 100th. And does it belong to your HUSBAND??

*NO*

IT IS MINE!!

/NONOBANG/

If your hubby wasnt such a comment whore, you would have MOAR than 100 comments. Have a good dinner tonight... um stay in touch this weekend??? Who is more important than your Canadian friend??

You hasnt had a comment in 3 days! :O

Lisaaaa! HAI! :D

That game telling you off is fantastic.
Zombies ate you, and oh by the way, you fail.
:D
<3

http://www.twadzilla.com/fun/images/beard.jpg

He misses you.

Also, your husband broke nonoba.

:O

When did this happen??

RAPE!!

Lulz, i just looked at that pic again, and then thought to myself, WHAT THE HELL DID I SEARCH TO COME UP WITH THAT??

Anywho, i has a few appointments tomorrow, and .... SHOULD be going curfew checking tomorrow night, so maybe we will miss each other again Thursday....

;_;


SOMEONE needs to quit their job!! lol.

u know 1337 is 2 comments away??

Hi there. Just wondering if i could intrest you in discussing some political matters with me?

(Lets talk NDP)

Hello there sexy nonobian!! Can i intrest you in a nonoBANG?? If i cant count on the vote, i like to at least be able to count on the gratuitous sex...

NDP!!

;_;


Are you going to divorce me?

You took too long to show...and we were bored. I think you should know by now how the male mind works. ;)

Ok, im willing to put the effort into working it out then baby!! <333
:D
:D
:D
And btw, i heard you can get rabbits and rabbit associated paraphenalia for FREE...
D:

Do u know who's gonna be the bestest mommy ever?? You are. I think if you could make ME of all people feel more betterer, u can make anyone feel better. Thanks for listening to my bitchin and whining again.
<3

Quick! Risa! What is your favorite color!?

:(

hey

I MISSSSSSS UUUUU.....
Im in training from freakin brutal 830 am to 430 am thursday, and then im home for a lil bit, to make supper??
:\
And then im out curfew checking....
:(
:(
:(

Why am I not your Canadian secks slave! :O lol
You need more Orange on your page :p

Don't you make fun of my pokey tongue! It's like a chicken, gobble gobble!! Or...whatever chickens say. Turkey is gobble..but turkeys and chickens are like same difference. I don't really think either is known for having a pokey tongue..but they should be!

In that case...here have another one!! :D
And lol at silly Erin under there.

More like they can't afford all this good expensive stuff :D

Face the facts buddeh. Your life is over. Pass it on to the man of the house, would you?

Wow. Fluff stayed out LATE!! Next weekend, instead of dates, youguys should just have a wake-off, to see who can stay up longer. You're clearly at a disadvantage....

:\

SHHHHHHHHHSDFLKJDS!!!! haha.

O_o

"Happy" Monday.

:D

*HUGS OSM*

LMFAO. No GOOD terrorist would target Canadaland. I call your bluff.
O_o
(i still loves youuuu.....)

Wow? :D

Haha, yea i noticed i was like 5 comments away so i did it :p.

Oh i bet it wassssss you! jk.

Reall?! I always thought you WERE a meanie head. Lol, I know it wasn't you, silly.

<3

RISA!!!!
HAPPY HARROWEEN!!!! :D

Hope you have a happy Halloween Risa!

This picture is titled "Winter Driving near Winnipeg, Manitoba" when you search Winnipeg in Google images.

Ummm... you're my Nonober Wifey!!
(ALWAYS thinks of Risa) :P

You want some apple juice for yo FACE??
<3

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Omg, if you highlight and follow the heart spam, it messes up your profile!
D:

No, what are YOU talking aboot?

Its funny that you didnt notice i went in after the fact and changed the spelling.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by.... a SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
OW!

QUICK!!!
We needs a QUICKIE before Fluff or Purpleshade see!!!
:O

:O

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GOD

BLESS

AMERICA.

Can't we please talk about it...?

PLEASEEEEE I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT ITTTT

Lol WOW Kristal saw that one FAST!!!!
LMAO
Risa!!!
The JIG IS UP!!!
RUUUUUUUN!!!
*Runs to not get killed by Purpleshade*
:P

<3 <------- For Risa because of her comment to PurpleMoon.

:D

Miss u and OSM lots.

<3

:D

I miss you and your fetus very much.

/me feeds OSM some taters.... OPEN WIDE!!!

Pretty damn close! Sept 2nd. But so close that i still loves you anyways!
<3

RISA WHERE HAS YOU BEEEN?!?!
;_;

well, originally it was a piece of toast with jam, sticking his tounge out, and he had a bite in him, but darcie didnt like the idea of copying her toast thing, so then i came up with this one next...glad you like it :D
hearts for you to: <3 <3 <3

Jshep is a toast murderer........


You are a supporter of the murdersssss

;_;

Stop being busy.
It's depressing. ;_;

Have i ever told you how amazing you are for carrying my baby?????

*HUGS OSM*

mrsis.yoda is nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i <33
her!!

You are my favourite ..... shrivelly .... green troll Jedi.

:P

I think we all deserve a preggo picture :)

But you've been pregnant for like EVER! :P

I miss joo. Please come back and be a nonoloser. Im in the office allllll day till 7ish. But i has great luhh for you.
<3

I changed it to something to piss adam off with, and then couldn't find where i had saved the winky toast. I have found it, since then, but i think I love my monkey. Never fear, the winky toast plans on returning one day.
<3

:(

Hi. :D

:/

D:


How are you? :)

'_'

:|

o_o

:(

K, you want , you get.
For great OSM.

I hear you have an onion...... or AN avocado.... I cant remember though, cause we started talking about guacamole after.
:D

Winky Toast was back for awhile, but you were not. So winky toast got very sad, and ran away.....

;_;

Where art thou Risa?

o_O

Merry Christmas Lisa!
:D

Merry Christmas risainternet!!!

;_;

I miss joo.....

Happy New Years! Hope your holidays are going well!
:D

:O
:O
:O
:O
:O
:O

<3
CONGRAULATIONS ON YOUR LIL FLOOF!!!!!
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D

<3 my baby OSM. Seriously.... fuckin adorable.

Awww, yay! It's a boy! :D Congrats!

Congrats :D

YAY FOR YOUR BANANA BABY! :D

Happy birthday yet for youuuu????
D:
<3

My science teacher was pregnant last year and we could see elbows and knees moving across her tummy, it was weird. D:

Haha, it kind of creeped me out the first time I saw it happen to my teacher, it just looks so odd and it's kind of unexpected..like you forget people have a baby in them? (maybe not so much if you're the pregnant one :P)

Busy mom is busy.
<3
;_;

Forget nonoba friends, we is friend friends!
D:

Come..... visit... my..... babies........ soon
D:
D:

:O

NEW PICHA!
<3
You people are adorable.
Happy Birthday Miss Lisa!! What a wonderful year you have to look ahead to! You deserve all the best! <3333

heeeey!
/me corrupts Nonobalandville

you must be quite busy lately having a lil Fluff to take care of. o_O

I pop in and out from time to time. I can't access chat at work still, only the profiles/games/forums.

we iz like ttly pals, bro!
:P
*gossipGossipGossip
>.>

I missed.... your birthday.

D:

おたんじょうびおめでとう! It still counts!

;_;

LOL

>_>

That was intentional.

;3

Your husband left while i was getting free Starbucks. No chili peppers for him. Forever.
D:

Hi!
:D
<3

:D

Where are youuu?

<3

I heard you were in bed at the same time as my 9 year old. Making humans sure is hard. :P

<33333

Risa!

Congrats Risa! Glad everything turned out alright!

Oliver is lucky to have you and Fluff!

CONGRATS ON THE BABY!

That baby is a BABY.
And all babies are <3.

:]

I heart you TOO

kiss kiss

xoxoxox

lol.

HI.

:D

ohya

/me pokes your comment box!

I freakin LOL'd at FRANCOIS CARON.

LMAO.

And lol, you are WRONG, Madam!

He doesn't sound like a CANADIAN... he sounds like a FRENCH-CANADIAN. ;p

Cant wait to see the OSM channel.

Great Love. <3333

Thank you!

I like your FLUFF one, that is pretty cool and creative.
:)

Oh, btw fluff said I can steal your adorable baby boy sooo I'm just going to go ahead and do that..because..you know, fluff said and all. :D

That's totally the way you'd pronounce it too.

;p

Bravo!

How is my son?

Are you due for another Canadian bang yet?

D:

:D

:)

.

Felt the need to steal comment # 222

Because I have OCD like that.

;p

You guys are so nice together ñ_ñ
<3Oliverr

Nom Nom Lamby chops! You need to tell Darcie to quit being a lamb chop hater. :D

... Why are you a baby eater too??

:(

Happy Birthday RISA!

marshmallow fluff <3