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 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME.

November 11th.

Best birthday ever ;-;.

The Almighty.

It does not matter who you are,

The world is drowned in lies

Blinding everyone and everything

Lies that cause hatred, that cause pain

A pain that can't be forgotten,

Humans wear masks, running away with fear,

Protecting their feelings, protecting theirselves.

I won't lie, no more.

I don't want to see pain anymore,

I want to break the spell,

I want to set the world free,

The more I try, the more I fail.

'Cause in the end, only death awaits you.

I fight to be accepted, I fight to make friends. I fight to be... loved.

I follow my own rules, rules made for a better world.

I won't lie, I won't make anyone cry, I'll always be there, with a smile in my face.

Our bonds will never break. I won't run away, anymore. I won't go back my word. 

Humans feelings are united, and no matter how much you try,

their bonds never will break, they will always care for the ones they like.

Even after death.

"Take away the pain of being me,

Soothe my soul caress my heart and,

end my fear all my bad memories."

I want this dream to end... the dream of me, without you.

As tears fall to the ground, I can hear your voice in my head,
Fading, more and more. I will never be the same, but I still know.

"I'll be there, watching over you, thinking of you, wanting you... to be with me."

You will be there, waiting for me.

         ~ The world will end with a thousand of blue butterflies surrounding the sky ~

Getting to know The Almighty better:

This is where I shall answer every useless question. Have fun reading that, cause I surely didn't have any fun writing this. Ok, maybe I had, but you won't know. Hoho.

Q: Ohai The Almighty, what's your favorite weapon?
A: The awesome Steel Pipe, obviously. Like if there was another answer for that.

Q: Where can I find you, what are your nicknames?
A: You can find me here and on my other account, named "Ihavegreenhair".
For nicknames: You can call me The Almighty, Mighty, Fe, Nando. I, of course, have
other nick names, but I probably can't remind them/don't want to talk about it.

Q: Are you really a Sexy Beast?
A: That was decided times and times ago. So yes, I am.

Q: Can you count to ten?

A: Nope, only to nine.

Q: What languages can you speak?
A: I can speak both English and Portuguese, I also can understand Spanish, but sadly
I can't write in spanish. One of my dreams is to learn German, French and Italian.

But sadly, it's quite hard learning more than two languages.

Q: Are you an idiot?
A: Hell yes.

Q: fdsfs desu?
A: Maybe.

Q: Why are you such a jerk?
A: I blame Google for that, you know, Google.com. He's a true jerk.

Q: I accidentally the whole bottle of coke, what should I do?
A: Well mate, have fun with that.

Q: Can I be your best friend?
A: Only if you bring the beer, but sadly, I don't drink.

Q: Why don't you drink?
A: I have problems. Like mental problems and stuff. Also, my liver is a douche.

Q: Do you smoke?
A: Nah.

Q: You're awesome.

A: That wasn't a question.

Q: Oh, sorry.

A: That wasn't a question, either.

Q: So... Pancakes?
A: HELL YEAH.

Q: What about waffles?
A: ...No.
Q: Why are you writing a FAQ with useless questions?
A: Why are your questions so useless?

Q: Pepsi or Coke?
A: Pepsi.
Q: Dogs or Cats?
A: Rabbits.

Q: Why did you choose "The Almighty" as your username?
A: The voices told me to do so, obviously.

Q: Why is this taking so long?
A: Because I'm bored, and so are you. YES YOU, STOP READING THIS AND GO DO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL LIKE SAVE THE WORLD AND STUFF. Nah.

Q: You're such a meanie. ;-;

A: Sir, I'll ask you to leave, or I'll have beat you with a steel pipe.

Q: Why do you dislike jeans so much?

A: Because... I'll punch you in the jeans.

Q: Who am I?
A: Probably not me, OR ARE YOU?!
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: I suck at making decisions, so I picked up 5 colors. Those are Purple, black, green, orange and that color of which I forgot.

Q: Why do you suck at making decisions?
A: I have bad parents.
Q: Why do you blame everything on your parents and on Google?
A: Because I can.

Q: If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
A: Possibly in Hell, but hell is overpopulated. So I would probably live in Canada.

Q: Why Canada?
A: Why not Canada?
Q: Stop answering my questions with other questions, please?
A: Never.
Q: Would you kill that guy? *points*
A: Probably, but only if I earn something from that.
Q: You really like writing stuff, don't you?
A: Of course, this is what I do when I'm not doing anything.

Q: Do you have Facebook, myspace, twitter, bla bla bla?
A: Nope. I only have MSN.

Q: Can I have it?

A: Only if you beg for it.

Q: Pretty please? *Makes puppy face and stuff*
A: Okay, just ask for it.

Q: Why do you make so much jokes?
A: Erm... Pancakes?

Q: Favorite song?
A: It's a hard question, but I would say "Dying in your Arms" by Trivium.

Q: Favorite band?
A: CROW'S CLAW. Ever, always, hell yeah.

Q: How come are you always right?
A: Because I'm awesome like that.

Q: Is the answer really always YES?
A: Of course, it does not matter the question, but the answer.
Q: Do you really always tell the truth?
Q: I always tell the truth, even when I lie. Except when I'm being sarcastic, believe me, that happens alot.

Q: Can I ask you something?
A: No.
Q: Why Pancakes?

A: Because... Pancakes.
Q: If you could say anything about yourself, what would it be?
A: I'm blue, dabade dabada.
Q: What is love?
A: Baby don't hurt me.
Q: Why are you so old fashioned and always spell things right?
A: Because, in my humble opnion, if you know how to spell it, you SHOULD.

Q: Why do you use so much commas and periods?
A: Would you like an apple pie with that?
Q: Stop stealing my questions!
A: Nevar. >:o
Q: You did "X", you should be ashamed of yourself.

A: I probably am, unless your username is "Insert that one guy's user name", then no.

Q: Why can't you remember stuff?
A: Because I'm a complete failure and should be spanked with Tuna.

Q: What is Tuna?
A: Baby don't hurt me. Just kidding, the real answer to that question is--

Q: Will you marry me?
A: YES!
Q: Go get a life.
A: No you, kind sir/madam/thingie.
Q: Do you seriously think someone is going to read this?
A: I know they won't.

If you have any other questions about me, just inbox it to me. I'll be glad to ignore you.

Or I won't, but I probably will. Because I'm that awesome. And by that, I mean...

...Pancakes.

People who I admire:

 There is no order, everyone in this list deserves Pancakes, unless you don't liek 'em.

 /pressure you guise to eat my pancakes. There I go.

datxravexgirl: ish my bestestest friend forevar :D!

iMadeInLove: My cyber-Mom, I love her. <3
~H34VY.M3T4L~: Eh kicks ass and doesn't afraid of anything. Great friend and an effin jerk. I </3 you moar. Only I, Turtl3 and iMadeInLove can call him Silly Beans. >:D

XxXKittycatXxX: Good friend, I plan to kidnapp her, but don't tell her, it's a secret. Shh.

Emo Girlie: I live under her bed, she's also my suicide/death friend. <3
FmlandFtw.: Riss, one of my best friends here. She's like awesome to the maximum.

I'm her pink panda, forever.
Turtl3: Also known as Pedoturtle. He's one of the awesomest guys I have met here in Nonoba.

signinnow: Awesome friend, also points for style.

naruto boy: He kicks some ninja arse and eats ramen like it was no thing.

arbitureOFdeath: When I think of awesome, I think of Levi. He's one of the reasons
why I didn't leave Nonoba for good.

Tifennie: Tif is pancakestastic, even though she doesn't like pancakes. She was the

first to marry me in Nonoba, two times, and we got divorced twice! Best 10 minutes of

my life, may I say.

complete set:  My Science partner that loves the Ocean, I promised him that I would make everything possible to make the Ocean Huggleable so he can finally be happy

DollieLoxX: You're effin A plus plus plus [...] got the picture, right? <3 :D

Vanilla Face: So I herd you liek mudkipz, so I put a mudkip in your mudkip so you can liek while you liek. Amidointrite? We're such newpancakes. <333

mango000: He's my homie, together we beat the crap out of hoboes.

_*David*_: He likes Teen Titans and Pancakes. He's also our leader. We love you. <3

Metaloid: My fav mod and also I'm one of his boyfriends. We love you. <333

the internet: Possibly one of the awesomest peoples here in Nonoba. I wish best of
luck for you <3.

Su-yeon: ish an awesome mod. We gonna save the world using our special powers.

Yes, I just made that up.

SelenaCheese: I think the word "Epic" fits here. <3

Cupcakez/JapaneseGirl: She's my pretty WapaneseGirl, I love her as much as

possible, but she's been pressuring me too much. But make her cry and I'll punch you
in the jeans.

MCRmy.shooter22: Thought I would forget you? -Glomples him- :D

Haze.: He's a jerk. That's why we love him. :D

October-: She's a hot hobo and an awesome friend. You can't deny it.

JoselynGirl: I own her. Be jealous.

musiclovar: One of my first friends here, one of my best friends here. <3

LOVE NIGHT: One of my first friends here, Awesome friend is awesome. Amirite? <3

MrCool45: Even though I haven't seen him in quite a time, he's still one of my amazing
Hobo friends. Hobo brother for life man. We're partners in world saving and stuff.

DragonClawStar: Even though he's not the kind that talks that much he's still a good friend and he's also one of my dads. Not the best dad though, since he keeps calling

me a girl.

Mike56786: The bestest dad in the universe. Together we punch peoples jeans and doesn't afraid of anything. Be jealous. Also, I probably misspelled his username.
Oh well.

I guess that's it. Of course, the list will be updated as new friends come.

See you later and remember, Behave. >:D!