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"..See melvin, whats going on here, is my parents are having a little, holiday cocktail christmas party crisis!."

razors painful razors damn, acid stains you, drugs cause cramp, guns are'nt lawfull, nusence is good, gas smells awfull, u might aswell live.

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(:   im : Social security's uhp, socail security's down : but dont fret it'll be uhp when you come around : X ILY 'A & 'G x

me & joy :

"that waman has a happy meal and is happily fat"

"Joy look! boing boing boing OW MY EYE!!"

"I need TAAAAMPAAANS!"

Dancing in the changing rooms!! and joy nearly fell into this ladys cubical !! and another lady was laughing at her & pointing , and i was just rofling on the floor :)

Me & joy & bekki:

A weird looking old dude sits down && bekki tells me that hes eating fruit pastles so i tell joy :

Alice: *wispers* that mans eating fruit pastles

Joy: What?

Alice: *Wispers* that mans eating fruit pastles

Joy: What?

Alice: *Whispers* that mans eating fruit pastles

                                      Joy: What?

Alice: *shouts* FRUUIIIITTTT PASTELSSS!!!

                                      Joy: Ohhhh!

*Joy && me turn and look at the man*

Joy&&Alice: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!